A riddle for you.

What do you call a fish with one red eye and one green eye?

 

If the right eye was green and the left red, I'd go for sailorfish, although it might not have a white tail(light)

 

Not a bad guess, but no.

 

fish.

 

Fishmas?

 

How bout' a traffic light fish..

 

I think that's the best guess yet, but nope.

 

You're close. If you can come up with the right species, you are there.

 

This is one of those confounded Mensa questions isn't it..

 

Nope. Even a DENSA member like me can get it.

 

Stop and Go Fish!

 

Fiish.

 

All pretty good, but not the right fish.

 

Go and fi-n-ish

 

Lunch?

 

Nope. Give up yet?

 

Clownfish?

 

A shark that needs to brush his teeth after eating a red-eyed fish and a green-eyed fish. (You never said the eyes had to be his own!)