Once upon a time there was a little boy named Benny. Benny was about five years old and had been watching his dad shave for all his life. And Benny was just sure that now HE was old enough to shave too (you guy all remember that feeling). So one morning after dad left for work Benny ran into the bathroom and got his dad's shaving cream and razor down. He was just getting ready to put the lather on his face AND PUFF there was his fairy Godmother. She looked at him sternly and said, "Benny you are not old enough to shave yet, and IF you shave I will have to turn you into an urn." Now Benny didn't know what a urn was but he was pretty sure that he didn't want to be one. So he put the shave cream and razor away. Two weeks later Benny was just sure that he had to be old enough to shave NOW. So Benny, after his dad left for work, ran into the bathroom, grabbed the shave cream and razor and smeared the shave cream all over his face. AND PUFF there was his fairy Godmother again. She said to him, "Benny what did I tell you - if YOU shave I will have to turn you into an URN." So Benny washed the shave cream off of his face and put it and razor away. So a MONTH later Benny knew that he had to be old enough now to shave. So fast as he could he rushed into the bathroom, grabbed the shave cream and razor and rubbed the shave cream on this face. And just as he put the razor to his face. PUFF there was his fairy Godmother. She said sadly to Benny, "I told you that you are not old enough to shave and I told you what would happen if you did!" And PUFF she turned Benny into an URN (even if he still didn't know what an URN was). And do you know the moral of this story? A Benny shaved is a Benny Urned"
