A side of pun

The freshest this side of the Mississippi.

 

There are penguins in Mississippi?

 

Fresh water subspecies!

 

I live in Mississippi. If by "penguins in Mississippi" you mean chickens, yeah, we eat 'em often.

 

Chickens just don't dress formally enough.

 

Darn it...I couldn't find a picture...but there was a Muppet sketch once where Gonzo had to dress the chickens for the Swedish Chef and he put them all in tuxedos. It was hilarious!

 

Chickens and penguins are very similar. Chickens fly a tad better than penguins, but penguins are tastier.

 

Looks like this thread is starting to turn a little..fowl..

 

That response was strictly for the birds.

 

Yep. If this get going anything like the fish thread... I just hope no feathers get ruffled.

 

John will probably put up quite a squawk if they do.

 

But it helps to have someone who can take you under their wing.

 

Man... look at all the nuggets of humor now... hope none of the avian critters get irate (though it *might* make an interesting video game...)

 

Yes, I would hate to cause a flap.

 

keep it civil guys, we don't want to ruffle anyone's feathers.

 

...or cause anyone to fly off the handle.

 

Beak quiet, all of you!