I just got back from a trip. At the airport, when I checked in my bags, I said, "I want this one to go to St. Louis, this one to Philadelphia, and this one to L.A.." The clerk said, "I'm sorry sir; we can't do that." I said, "You did it last week!" ... I took an Uber car from the airport to my hotel. The driver's name was Peekup Andropov. ... It was an interesting plane ride. At one point, the pilot thought we had to land in the water! The woman next to me asked me to say a prayer. I said, "Sorry, I don't know any". She said, "Well, then do something religious!" So I took up a collection. Then the pilot instructed us what to do: "All swimmers, please climb out the plane onto the right wing after we land on the water. All non-swimmers, thank you for flying Delta Airlines." Luckily, we never needed to land in the water. ... When I got to the hotel, I wound up in a room next to Kim Kardashian. There was a little hole in the wall that you could see through, but I let her look.
Took me a while to figure out the Uber joke. Funny. The Delta swimming joke, I believe, needs a Lenny Bruce credit.
Wouldn't it need some profanity to be a Lenny Bruce joke? I've heard of him but he was before my time. None of my jokes are mine...all stolen, lol.
Lenny Bruce was tame compared to the stuff you hear today. Unfortunately, the censors back in the 50's and 60's were ruthless.
