1. Many years ago, one of my best friends and colleagues was an immigrant from China named Hans Olufsen. Now he was obviously Chinese, so I often wondered why he changed his name to that. I didn't ask him at first, but when I got to know him a lot better, I decided to ask him about his name. One night after work, we went to a bar for a few drinks to unwind.

    This is what he told me:

  2. "same thing." Took me a minute. Some jokes are just better when spoken aloud. :)
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  3. Yup. Perhaps I should record them and just post an mp3.