Another guy goes to a tailor to buy a suit. The tailor has a suit he has been trying to get rid of for years. "Here, try this one on", the tailor tells the customer. The customer puts the pants on, but one pants leg is shorter than the other. "It doesn't fit", he tells the tailor. "Sure it does. Just bend your right leg a little when you walk. It'll fit fine. Now, try on the jacket." The jacket is a bit short, and very tight on the back. "No, I can't wear this jacket", the customer says. "Sure you can. Just lower your left shoulder a bit, and stoop over as you walk. Go on try it." The customer does so, but then says, "Well, I guess it would be ok, but the waist of the pants is about 2 inches too big." "Use your right hand to hold up your pants. It'll be fine. You will never find a suit of this quality around town for this price! Believe me." "Well, if you say so. Thanks." He pays the tailor. On the way home, he walks with his right leg bent, his back stooped over, and his left shoulder lowered. His right hand of course holds up his pants. He could easily be mistaken for Quasimodo. Two elderldy ladies pass him by. He smiles, and continues on his way. One lady says to the other, "Did you see that poor man? So sad." "Yes, but his suit fits him nice", the other woman replies.
