At a bar

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by ShaversRUs, Mar 20, 2023.

  1. ShaversRUs

    ShaversRUs Well-Known Member

    I'm sitting at a bar having a drink on a stool. Next to me is a man having a drink. He falls down. I pick him up.

    "Bartender, do you know where this mans lives? I'll give him a lift home."

    He tells me where he lives. I grab the guy, pull him down to the car, put him in the car. He falls down in the back seat.

    I get to the address they gave me. I pull the man out. He falls down 3 more times. I pick him up each time. I knock on the door.

    "Mrs. Welser, I brought your husband home."

    She says, "Where's his wheelchair?
     
  2. brit

    brit in a box

    :happy097:
     
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