Bar Room Humor

That's a good one. I am imagining Buddy Hackett telling that joke to Johnny Carson.

 

A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down next to a pretty woman. He offers to buy her a drink. She responds, “Why would I have a drink with you? You’re a mushroom!” He answers, “Because I’m a fun guy!”

 

Now I know it was a long day, I actually had to stop and think about this one.

 

Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

 

A guy walks into a bar.
He says, "ow!"

 

True Bar Joke(story):
Most of our church friends met their wives/husbands at a bar, for the first time. Now they are all happily married with children.

 

So a guy walks into a bar after a round of golf and sits down at a table opposite a flashy dressed blonde who says to him" I'm a hooker" and he says "well, if you turn your hands on the shaft a little bit to the left... you'll tend more towards a slice.