A guy decides to go bear hunting. He drives to the woods where there are supposed to be bears. He follows the signs to get to the hunting area. He sees a sign that says, "Hunting Area - Bear left," so he turns around and goes home. ----------------- 2 guys are walking in the woods, when they encounter a bear. "What should we do?" one guy asks. "Run!" the other says. "You can't outrun a bear!" "I only have to outrun you!"
A bear was walking through the woods when he needed to relieve himself. A bunny rabbit also felt nature's call and started its business next to the bear. The bear looked at the rabbit and asked, "Do you ever have the problem of poop sticking to your fur?" The rabbit answered, "Why no." The bear said, "Good," grabbed the bunny, and started scrubbing.
