Here is a nice clean cheesy joke you can pull out when someone is talking about their dreams Man I had this crazy dream last night. I was talking to God, and all of a sudden he sneezed. I didn't know what to say to him. Pure comic gold there.
Sue, you're right. That one is right up there with "If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?" Good one, Ed.
If anyone can teach public speaking, it would be someone who has done standup.. .that is so cool... lol He must have been good, that line is awesome! Welcome to TSD by the way Ed!