A gentleman whose name(@BaylorGator )I won't mention had a goofy line in a different thread that reminded me of this kind of "Shaggy Dog" joke: Thank you, whoever you are.: On a casual Saturday morning, a young mother asked her daughter to go across the street to "see how old Mrs. Smith is". The girl went across the street, but came running back in 5 minutes, acting scared. The mother asked what happened. The girl said "Mrs. Smith said it's none of our business how old she is".