Three pastors were having lunch at a diner. The first pastor speaks up and say's " Ya know, since summer started I have been having a mouse problem in the church". "I have tried everything, spray, traps, cats, nothing works". The second pastor speaks up and said "yea, me too. Ive tried everything and they won't go away" "I have hundreds of them in the basement of the church. I also have tried everything to get rid of them and nothing works. The third pastor chuckled and the two pastors asked him what was so funny. He said " I too had the same problem, so I baptized mine, made them members of the church---Haven't seen one since".
