Contest proposal: stupidest razor ideas

Discussion in 'General Shaving Talk' started by gorgo2, May 7, 2021.

  1. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Post the dumbest razor and shaving ideas you can think of. Winner takes all.

    •Generic DE that already goes by many names but now with top cap decal of cartoon or anime characters...Thundercats, Pokeyman, Dragon BallZ, Care Bears, etc. (on second thought, there would probably be a market for this so now I'm depressed that I thought of it)

    •Reintroduced for 2022 from the original molds and tooling: the new Gillette Slim Twist, now with an LED.

    •Social justice scented creams and soaps.

    Your turn.
  2. lightcs1776

    lightcs1776 Well-Known Member

    I don't even know what a :
    'social justice' scent would smell like. Perhaps burnt businesses?

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  3. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Minneapolis Block Fire
    The Sidewalks of San Francisco
    Portland's Own "Teargas and Blood"
  4. Tedolph

    Tedolph Well-Known Member

    Ginzu straight razor advertised on TV with tacky Christmas music.
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  5. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Anything with more than two blades.
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  6. Angelo85

    Angelo85 Well-Known Member

    Gas powered 10 blade cartridge razor that heats up to levels that’ll leave 3rd degree burns.
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  7. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Can you believe it? Now I'm gonna have to hire an electrician to install a cord between the razor and wall cube. This design just isn't going to cut it.

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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Have you considered a solar cell or a gerbil powered generator?
  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Probably needs a weed wacker attachment for those pesky ear hairs.
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  10. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Bakelite! Nice touch.
  11. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

  12. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    That's just insane.
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  13. Jorvaljr

    Jorvaljr Operation Daytona 8000

    Have you ever smelled Stirling’s “ texas on fire “? Thats what it smells like but w/ menthol for that hint of snowflake.
  14. BigMike

    BigMike Well-Known Member

    How about a Gillette rechargeable heated five-blade cartridge razor. For $200.
    Sorry, but pitiful imagination cannot compete with the stupidity of the real world. Maybe next year they'll make it vibrate like my toothbrush?
  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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