[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A man went to a Costume Party with nothing but a young woman on his back. "So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the host asked. "I'm a snail." The man replied. "What a load of crap!" the host spat. "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that young woman on your back?" "You've got it wrong, mate," the fellow replied. "That's Michelle".[/FONT]