Croap stropping

I've altered my paradigm and have moved to the next level, holistically yet proactively, in my endless quest for synergistic diversity. I'm seeking a strop for croaps that are neither aggressive nor mild, to be coupled hyperbolically with razors that are both sharp yet smooth. Creams, soaps, lotions, we're pushing the envelope and through the looking glass here. And if not both, then surely neither. Palm stropping the grease spots is child's play; sparse/coarse, wiry/fuzzy is yesterday's blintz. I'm talking an outside-the-box sea change of next generation taxonomy in mission critical innovation of whatever it is this thread is about. All unreasonable input welcome.

 

Excuse me. I gotta go find my Crayons.

 

You should be posting in the thread " what's in your pipe".

 

So.... I'm guessing that SAT prep course really paid off, huh?

(now... what the heck did he say?)

 

I see and like where @gorgo2 wants to go with this. Problem is I'm just not a very crafty, creative type.

 

Too many big words for this cracker!

 

• yeah, ain't we all.

 

I can't wait till November when we move out of election season

 

Try Strop Shoppe croaps. Hehe

 

I'm sorry but I just don't quite understand..what is it that you seek my son..

 

Our forums mission is to reliably promote value-added and economically sound data without losing sight of our original goal to assertively and enthusiastically restore advantages for world-class shaves whilst continuing to interactively and collaboratively enhance benefits to both new and long standing members.

(Makes perfect sense, if you run it backwards through a Mission Statement Generator)

 

You some how just won a federal grant!!!!

 

He don't think it be transitioning that way but it do.

 

Well done, sir! You are one who appreciates the absurdity of meaningless strings of buzzwords. As I work in an industry that uses its own subset, I've become very suspicious of them.

Anyway, I was bored and tried to duplicate what I think one of the bots that occasionally shows up here would sound like if programmed with key shaving terms. That's all there is to it. Except for the synergistic diversity part. I've always been a big nonbeliever in that.

 

And remember, please -- always be stropping your croaps. Much may or may not depend upon it.

 

I've been out of work since October of last year. I work mainly for corporations. You made me feel like I was in a meeting except that instead of the quizzical looks after your intial post I didn't see a bunch of bootlicks acting like they knew exactly what the dude in the Mercedes just said and that it was wisdom.

Well played.

I miss having a job but I'd be lying if I said I am looking forward to stepping back into the fog.

 

What sort of strop should one shop for if one desires to shop for a strop in order to properly strop a Strop Shoppe croap?

 

All depends on how long you bloomed the razor for.

 

Sometimes, I like toffee.