Discreet

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by TraderJoe, Aug 25, 2007.

  1. TraderJoe

    TraderJoe Pink Floid

    Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when
    Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops
    dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the
    other five continued playing standing up.

    Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who is going to tell his wife"? They draw straws. Goldberg picks the short one. They tell him to use good judgment, be discreet and be gentle. Don't make a bad situation any worse.

    "Discreet"? he asked. "I'll be the most discreet person you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Just leave it to me."

    So, Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment and knocks on the
    door. The wife answers and asks what he wants. Goldberg declares,
    "Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to come home."

    "Tell him to drop dead!" she yells.

    "I'll go tell him," says Goldberg.
     
  2. teenagefrank

    teenagefrank Member

    :rofl:rofl:rofl Funny!!
     
  3. PalmettoB

    PalmettoB The Old Guard

    When opportunity knocks, don't be afraid to answer.
     
  4. Smedley

    Smedley New Member

    That's a good one!
     
  5. Will

    Will Nevermind

    :rofl:rofl:rofl
     
  6. IsaacRN

    IsaacRN Active Member

    haha..thats a good one
     

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