*DONE* Caption This! (Razorock Soap) PIF

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  1. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    *DONE*

    Thanks everyone!

    Innies:
    JRod22
    drew23
    Sara-s
    Weeper Warrior
    Sergio Campos
    michael54
    youngunn
    Cupcake-335
    jabberwock
    macaronus
    Heloguy
    FacialCarnage
    TitanTTB
    Kevin K
    BigT
    Erik Redd
    Hayter
    jmckay0901
    Lexicon Devil
    Phaedris
    nascarfandan
    BossManBill
    ehcalum
    Barrylu
    Moe
    thevez2
    Old School
    Mitch
    JoeyPellegrino
    FortWayneShaver
    scboch
     
    ohpaos, Mar 20, 2013
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  2. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Eligibility: All members of this great Soapocracy. This means you!

    The Prize: (Brand New)
    RazoRock La Famiglia Shaving Soap, Don Marco Bergamot Neroli (Bergamotto Neroli)
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    (Descriptions from Italianbarber.com)

    Handmade by a 3rd generation Artisan in Torino, Italy.

    "This line of shaving soaps...was created to remind us of the most important thing in life... FAMILY!(La Famiglia)...

    ...the magic lies in both the crafting process and the selection of ingredients...experience their superior lather qualities... you will understand why Italy is well-known for some of the best shaving soaps in the world.

    Scent: Bergamot Neroli...think Orange Creamsicle. This scent is very cool on the skin due to the particular notes of bergamot extracted from the pale green fruit. Neroli has a discreet and disconcerting sensuality. Bergamot plays an important role in aromatherapy. The aroma is excellent for stress, relaxes frayed nerves, depression, anxiety, fear and anger.

    Size: 125ml Screw Top Jar with undercap."

    How to Enter:
    - Write "I'm in" (or "not in")
    - Write a caption for the photo below. Creativity encouraged. Poetry welcome. Feel free to post as many captions as you wish and/or build off other captions.

    Winner Selection: Each "Caption This!" participant will be assigned a number. Winning number TBD via Random.org

    Caption This!
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    Please enter before March 30 (midnight GMT)
     
    ohpaos, Mar 20, 2013
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  3. JRod22

    JRod22 Well-Known Member

    "Man, I can't believe I let my wife talk me into this"
    "Last time I make bets when I've been drinking"

    Edit: I'm in
     
    JRod22, Mar 20, 2013
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Not in, but someone's gonna get a great prize. IB soaps are good stuff!

    Nice PIF!
     
    richgem, Mar 20, 2013
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  5. drew23

    drew23 Active Member

    "I'm in please"

    "It's peanut butter jelly time"


    Yes it is obnoxious but, funny....
     
    drew23, Mar 20, 2013
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  6. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Brilliant! A+ :D

    I find the lyrics truly inspiring *sniff*

    It's peanut butter jelly time!

    Peanut butter jelly time!
    Peanut butter jelly time!

    bridge:
    now Where he at?
    Where he at?
    Where he at?
    Where he at?
    NowThere he go
    There he go
    There he go
    There he go

    Peanut butter jelly [x4]

    chorus:
    Do the Peanut butter jelly
    Peanut butter jelly
    Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
    Do the Peanut butter jelly
    Peanut butter jelly
    Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat

    bridge
    chorus

    now break it down and freeze
    take it down to your knees
    now lean back and squeeze
    now get back up and scream
    ...
    now walk walk walk walk
    stomp stomp stomp stomp
    slide slide slide slide
    back it up one more time
    now walk walk walk walk
    stomp stomp stomp stomp
    peanut butter jelly break it down

    throw the ball up swing that bat
    turn your head back and see where it at
    throw the ball up swing that bat
    turn you head back and see where it at

    palm beach peanut butter
    dade county jelly
    orlando peanut butter
    tallahassee jelly

    hold on hold on hold on hold on

    "hey chip man what time is it?"
    "i don't know what time it is ray low"

    Songwriters:Raymond Hartley, Elijah Brown
     
    ohpaos, Mar 20, 2013
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    "Isn't shaving grape? I'm just nuts about it."
     
    Sara-s, Mar 20, 2013
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  8. blanka

    blanka I will not eat my shaving products. Promise.

    I'm not in, great PIF, but I'll still throw in a caption:

    "After the soylent green took hold, Bob found that his daily shaves became a bit rougher"
     
    blanka, Mar 20, 2013
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  9. drew23

    drew23 Active Member

    I make some homemade wild raspberry jelly that would be awesome for this. Even have some natural peanut butter at home.. Fire up the razor tonight:rofl:
     
    drew23, Mar 20, 2013
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  10. drew23

    drew23 Active Member

    Ok, so this is the second time I have saw Soylen Green mentioned today. On two totally separate place. Guess I need to watch it huh?
     
    drew23, Mar 20, 2013
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  11. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Hmm...You may be the right man to try out the homemade shaving cream recipe from Lexicon Devil. I'll find the link. Back in a JIF. (See what I did there? :p)

    Edit: Here's Lexicon Devil's brilliant DIY shaving cream find...http://theshaveden.com/forums/threads/i-think-youre-doing-it-wrong.32468/#post-567840
     
    ohpaos, Mar 20, 2013
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  12. Weeper Warrior

    Weeper Warrior Well-Known Member

    I'm In!

    The only way to make a mach3 feel smooth and creamy.
     
    Weeper Warrior, Mar 20, 2013
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  13. drew23

    drew23 Active Member

    Very nice, wonder if the wife would mind if I take over the kitchen to make some shave cream to go with my jelly?
     
    drew23, Mar 20, 2013
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  14. Sergio Campos

    Sergio Campos Active Member

    "I'm in"!
    "The guy at the store said that this is the next big thing after 5 blades. I should have stayed with DE razors..."
     
    Sergio Campos, Mar 20, 2013
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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    {spoiler alert] It's people! [/spoiler alert]
     
    richgem, Mar 20, 2013
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  16. michael54

    michael54 Well-Known Member

    So now I've tried everything but the kitchen sink and these carts still suck.
     
    michael54, Mar 20, 2013
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  17. youngunn

    youngunn Where's my TSD aftershave balm???

    Great pif. I'm in!

    "Hmmm, Joanna's PB&J scent for the quarterly soap club is a little disappointing."

    Of course, I kid. Lol
     
    youngunn, Mar 20, 2013
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  18. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    It probably depends on whether you have good health insurance :p
     
    ohpaos, Mar 20, 2013
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  19. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    *gasp* Oh, scandal! :ban:
     
    ohpaos, Mar 20, 2013
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  20. youngunn

    youngunn Where's my TSD aftershave balm???

    Teehee
     
    youngunn, Mar 20, 2013
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