*DONE* PIF HUGE bottle of Clubman.

Hi guys...

So I did a thing last year. I thought I liked Clubman so much that after finishing my small bottle of it, I bought the big honking Country Club size bottle.



Well fast forward a year, and my tastes have changed. Now I can't stand Pinaud products. Just something in them doesn't agree with me and makes me feel ill or something...

My loss is your gain!

Sign up to have a chance at a FREE huge butt bottle of Clubman! Pouring it down the drain upon receipt is optional.

CONUSA only. Alcohol and all.

No post requirements, just say I'm in.

Actually, tell me a joke. Everyone that tells me a joke will get two entries. (Keep it SEMI clean... Hehe)

Have fun!

I'll keep this open until it seems like interest has died a bit. Maybe a week? We'll see

 

I'm in. I have no sense of humor, so one entry please

 

Lol ok no problem.

 

I'm in.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One's a little heavier and one's a little lighter.

 

Oooo I love clubman. And the veg.

Actually not. That's the joke.

Not in. Great PIF.

 

I'm in. Goood stuff. Wifey likes it too, on me.
Ok, joke.
How did the blonde hurt herself, raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.

 

I'm in.
Dirty Joke: A Pig fell in the Mud.

 

Not in as I just bought a bottle yesterday, but somebody will be happy, Thanks!

 

What he said.

Good PIF.

 

I've gotta have this bottle because if I do not receive it i can't consider myself a true "Clubman". Due too this I will become so depressed I will stop shaving. SWMBO hates stubble and will tell me to "Get that crap of my face'. My depression turns to anger and I rebel against her refusing to shave for days. The resulting beard upsets my children who can't cuddle me as my stubbly beard hurts and scratches their delicate faces. I become alienated from family, depressed about this and missing my daily shaving routine I care no longer about my appearance. This does not sit well with the boss who also seems annoyed that I have started drinking at work. In my angered, depressed and dishevelled state I decided on the only sensible course of action left to me : I start a fight club. Now drunk, with missing teeth black eyes and a broken nose I lose my job as apparently this is not a good look for a priest!
Angered by this I encourage my fight club to attack businesses in order to destabilise the local economy.
So without this soap I will alienate my family, become a psychopath, lose my job, and the downfall of the local economy will happen.
It could all be so easily avoided, just give me "The clubman" bottle. Please!?

 

You are so pitiful.

 

I'm in!
I showed my wife this generous PIF, she said if I win I'll need to move in with @youngunn

 

I'm in.
Warning dirty joke:



A customer runs into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila .. Bartender lines them up and customer starts swigging.,
bartender says " woah guy, slow down " customer replies " I just had my first bj"
Bartender says " well congrats! Let me buy u another"
Customer says " no thanks, if 10 shots can't kill the taste ... Nothing will... "

Sorry for the dirty joke. Mods can remove if need be.

 

Same here. Something in Clubman hits me as cloying to the point of gag.

 

I'm in!

Really lame joke:
Two teddy bears are eating dinner at a restaurant. They eat well and are ready to pay the bill when the waiter comes by and asks "Do you care for any dessert?" to which the bears reply, "Oh heavens no, we're stuffed!"

 

Not in, but…
For the winner: Be very careful not to get these two confused!
Otherwise…. your fried chicken will smell and taste peculiar but at least your oily aftershave won't offend!

 

I'm really not sure which would be worse.

No. I'm sure.

 

Lol

 

I'm in!
This is from my favorite cartoon