Drunk Cotton Mouth Moccasin

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by dougr, Jun 18, 2011.

  1. dougr

    dougr Well-Known Member

    A Jack Daniel's Fishing Story


    I went fishing this morning, but after a short time, I ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait" I thought to myself.



    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

    Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit? So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniel's and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.



    A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.

    Life is good in the South.
     

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  2. MikekiM

    MikekiM Well-Known Member

    that's hysterical...

    Great story
     
  3. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    Better trained than some dogs! :happy102
     
  4. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    "Then he asked if he could bum a cigarette.."
     
  5. chillipepr

    chillipepr Member

    I would never waste any good bourbon on a snake, not when I got a sharp knife handy anyhow!!!lol
     
  6. Brian

    Brian Active Member

    :happy102:happy102:happy102:happy102Thats too funny.
     
  7. RABIDMONKEY

    RABIDMONKEY Active Member

    :happy102
     
  8. SRD

    SRD Well-Known Member

    :happy108
     
  9. MRast01

    MRast01 Well-Known Member

    I like it! Give the snakes the JD, save the Knob Creek for me! :D
     
  10. arrow

    arrow New Member

    Ha! I like it.....
     
  11. Regan

    Regan Well-Known Member

    Good bourbon... Not JD haha.:happy102


    This made my morning.
     
  12. ridgerunner

    ridgerunner Active Member

    Gotta love the south! LOL :happy102
     

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