Elephant Jokes (I don't know why I can't resist them.)

What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?

 

A pachyderm packing heat..:bang:

 

How does an elephant get down from an oak tree?
...
It sits on a leaf and waits for autumn

Worked great on me, but most didn't find it funny

 

I like it! So far, no right answers to my riddle, but good efforts.

 

mister elephant sir (and very politely)

 

That's it!!

 

Elepang!



Don't get me started on elephant jokes. We got whole series of 'em.

Q: Why do some elephants wear yellow socks?
A: So you won't see them when they are floating upside down in the custard pudding.

Q: Ever seen en elephant floating upside down in the custard pudding?
A: See that it works!

Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A: Open door, take off yellow socks, put elephant in fridge, close door.

Q: How do you know there's an elephant in the refridgerator?
A: 'cause them socks are lying outside.

Q: How do you put a giraffe in a refridgerator?
A: Open door, take out elephant, put on socks, put in giraffe, close door.

Q: How do you get an elephant out of a river?
A: Wet.

Q: How do you get two elephants out of a river?
A: One by one.

Q: How do you put four elphants in a small car?
A: Two in the front, two in the back.

An elephant enters an all male sauna. Starts to laugh untill the tears run down its trunk. "Do you really have to eat with that?"
(dunno if the last one is too cheeky for ya'll or for this place on the Den. If so, please accept my apologies and tell me to withdraw it. I will. )

 

What do you call an elephant that is 3 feet tall & pink?

 

What happens to an elephant when he sits on a marshmellow?

He gets a mushy tushy.

 

Pink smallaphant?

 

An alcoholics apparition?

 

Sounds like something out of a blonde joke..

 

there were a few of these "stupid" elephant jokes but i can't remember all of them..one may sound a bit strange in translation but it's:
How does an elephant cross a lake?
...
He jumps from one water lilly to another

 

Why do crocodiles have such flat mouths?
They tend to take a walk in the forest in autumn...

 

Good guesses, but no. You call it a failure.

 

What does an elephant become, after it is 5 weeks old?

 

Monkeying around. That is all.

 

Elemonth?