Elephant Jokes (I don't know why I can't resist them.)

It becomes 6 weeks old.

 

Simple one: what do you call an elephant that desperately neds to take a shower?

 

What's big, grey and powdery?

 

A smellyphant?

 

Yup. As I said: it was a simple one.

 

A mountain of cement powder?

 

Some two-parters.

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: To hide in cherry trees

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
A: Works, doesn't it?

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: "Oh, look. Here come the elephants."

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming with sunglasses on?
A: Nothing. He didn't recognize them.

 

Elephantary, my dear Macaronus, elephantary.

 

Nope. It's an instant elephant.

 

Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

 

Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A: Sir.
Q: What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you.
Q: Why do elephants drink so much?

A: To try to forget.
Q: What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

 

Q: Why do elephants wear tennies?
A: Ninies are too small and elevenies are too big.

Q: How come elephants don't ride bicycles?
A: They don't have thumbs to ring the bell.

 

What's red & white on the outside and grey & white on the inside?

 

Mushroom?

 

An inside-out heffalump?

 

Nuke, that is one of 2 correct answers! Can you figure out the other?

 

A New York Times liberally coated in grated heffalump?

 

Nope, but creative!

 

I actually remember this one from childhood-Campbell's Cream of Heffalump Soup.