Elephant Jokes (I don't know why I can't resist them.)

Yup!

 

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?

 

Holes in the ground when it starts to jump?

 

An Elaroo? A Kangaphant?

 

All over Australia!

 

I've got an elephant joke, but it's only fit for the dirty jokes section....

 

An elephant rolled in the mud?

 

That one was inspiring..what do you get when you roll an elephant in the mud?..
A mudpachyderm...

 

Are those the kind without wrinkly skin?

 

Why did the elephant cross the road?

 

Ah, know that one... As I live in a smaller land, we ask ourselves the same thing about chickens. I won't answer it yet, so as to not spoil the mystery for others... ;-)

 

How do you kill a blue elphant?
With a blue elphant gun.
How do you kill a red elephant?
You tie up his trunk until he turns blue and shoot him with a blue elphant gun.


How does an elephant climb a tree?
Hides in a hazelnut and waits for a squirell to pick him up

 

It was the chicken's day off.

 

How do you keep an elephant from charging?

 

Take away his credit card.

 

What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros?

 

Elliphino!