Elephant jokes

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Sara-s, Aug 10, 2016.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Silly, I know, but I just can't resist them. I'll start.
    Why did the elephant cross the road?
     
  2. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    So he could be on the opposite side of the road from other elephants.
     
  3. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    He was just following the chicken.
     
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  4. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    When a person says "That's our elephant", said person may, in fact, not be referring to an elephant belonging to the person and someone else. What could the person be saying???????
     
  5. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    He was stapled to the chicken.
     
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    To blow his own trumpet.
     
  7. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    How can you tell if there's an elephant hiding in your refrigerator?
     
  8. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Because it was the chicken's day off?
     
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  9. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Can't get the door closed?
     
  10. IDuck

    IDuck Well-Known Member

    need more punch in here.
     
  11. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Look for footprints in the butter.
     
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  12. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Why did the elephant paint it's toenails red?
     
  13. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    To hide in cherry trees.
    Ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?
     
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  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Nope. It works well, doesn't it?
     
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  15. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    How come elephants don't ride bicycles?
     
  16. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Just a short break from the jokes-does anyone remember the series MAYA? Maya was an elephant, owned by the family of the teenage actor Jay North-same actor who was Dennis The Menace a few years earlier. OK, back to the jokes....
     
  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    They don't have thumbs to ring the bell.
     
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  18. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
     
  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    RUN!
     
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  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Oh vey! (I bet you didn't know Tarzan was Jewish.)
     
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