EPIC FAIL

Discussion in 'Safety Razors' started by Cool Breeze, Feb 9, 2014.

  1. Cool Breeze

    Cool Breeze Sushi Shaver

    After seeing John Beemans awesome "tool box" it got me thinking.
    I went outside to the boat, condensed 2 tackle boxes worth of snapper rigs, dusters, choffer hooks etc. into 1 box, washed the empty one out with dawn and towel dried. I threw a few of my shave tools in , got busy and forgot about it.
    About 5 minutes ago, while rounding up my tools for tomorrows menthol monday, and this weeks 3 piece theme, it hit me.
    I went outside where I left my new "shave box"
    threw open the top and WHEW! Hit smack in the face with razors, brushes etc. that are now squid flavored. YUCK.
    Right after tomorrows shave, scrubbing bubbles WILL be in play.
     
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  2. RaZorBurn123

    RaZorBurn123 waiting hardily...............

    Oh man! I'm really sorry that happen.
     
  3. PatrickA51

    PatrickA51 Well-Known Member

    I can just see that now. :scared007::scared011::shocked003::sick007:My Uncle who would have been 101 years old this next month 3Mar13 had a name for things like that.:ahem:
    You committed the ultimate Monkey Trick. :angry019:
     
  4. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    There should be a joke in there somewhere about shaving the whiskers off a catfish.
     
  5. gzp

    gzp Well-Known Member

    If you had only thrown in a stick of Arko you wouldn't have even noticed the squid smell.
     
  6. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    A former member never claimed his shaves to be BBS, he always said he was "smooth as a catfish's belly." :)
     
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  7. HoosierTrooper

    HoosierTrooper Steve-less in Indiana

    Exactly how do you know your razors, brushes etc. taste like squid? :eatdrink020:
     
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  8. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    That's a hoot! At least you will spend some quality time cleaning all your babies.:happy102:
     
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  9. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Time to change your name from "Cool Breeze" to "Sushi Shaver"
     
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  10. PatrickA51

    PatrickA51 Well-Known Member

    I wonder if his shaving den should now be called the The Deadliest Catch Fleet?
     
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  11. Cool Breeze

    Cool Breeze Sushi Shaver

    You guys are killing me:)
    Im sure my face looked like somthing out of a cartoon when I opened that box.
     
  12. tuxxdk

    tuxxdk International Penguin of Mystery

    Something fishy is going on here.. We'll have to dive in to see what the catch is.
     
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Mmmm.... squid flavor... :drool:
     
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  14. tuxxdk

    tuxxdk International Penguin of Mystery

    What do you mean???

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  15. Cool Breeze

    Cool Breeze Sushi Shaver

    More like.
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