Famous Mustaches

Discussion in 'General Shaving Talk' started by ohpaos, May 17, 2013.

  1. maltedmilk

    maltedmilk Well-Known Member

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    The horror... THE HORROR!!!

    Those are just wrong. Aids might be allowed... but they're WRONG!

    What fiend from hell has ensnared men by their chinny-chin-chins and twisted their minds to such perversity? It's wrong, I say! ... <shudder>
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  2. ohpaos

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  3. I wish Hitler hadn't ruined things for us in the 'stache dept.
    I would like to try the upper lip patch but fear what people would think of it. Sadly few would remember it as a "chaplin".
  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :scared011: :scared003:
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  5. ohpaos

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    Q. What aids are permitted during competitions?

    A. "Legal aids shall include only wax, hair spray, and other hair cosmetics. The use of hair extensions, false facial hair, or any form of hair pins is prohibited." -South Central Alaska Beard & Mustache Club

    Gents, check your falsies at the door!

    (What are "hair cosmetics"? My guess would be dye or eyeliner pencils for color. Not sure what else...)
  6. ohpaos

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    True. Time may change things. It's only taken 785ish yrs for the "Genghis Kahn" to return to vogue. (It's sometimes a WBMC category :D)
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  7. ohpaos

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    Ram Singh Chauhan (55) has the world’s longest mustache (14 feet) per Guinness Book of World Records.
  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    You just gave Steve a heart attack. I hope you are happy. :p Poor Steve. :(
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  9. ohpaos

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  10. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Nah, I'm fine. It's when I accidentally take out a few hairs of the bars with my str8 that I start to shake, palms get sweaty, heart pounds like crazy, legs get weak, and my face drains of all color.

    The only stuff I use is wax, either my homemade or Firehouse Wacky Tacky. I have thought about Elmer's (easy to wash out, being water soluble), but just can't bring myself to try it... yet. And I REFUSE to dye or color!!
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  11. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    STACHROINSWARDEN.png A Stacheroid..:happy088:
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  12. ohpaos

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    We tried Elmer's in a theater production on false brows/beards. It dried with a slight translucence & tended to flake, making everyone look a bit dandruffy. But maybe it was just the lights or too much "product" :D. With a real mustache, I'd worry about Elmer's getting tacky if it rains or you..um, drink enthusiastically :p
  13. ohpaos

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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Whew! I was worried there for a bit.
  16. ohpaos

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    The things I learn here! In case anyone else didn't know:

    man + capris = manpris ("man-prees")

    vs. short shorts ("short-shorts")
  17. ohpaos

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    Mythbusters' Jamie Hyneman
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  18. ohpaos

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    Friedrich Nietzsche:

    "That which does not kill us makes us stronger."

    "Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."
  19. ohpaos

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    Samuel Langhorne Clemens aka Mark Twain:

    "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society."

    "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." image.jpg
  20. ohpaos

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