The congregation was assembled in a country church. Just before services began Satan appeared at the front of the church. The congregants ran running and screaming from the church. Finally, all the were left in the church was Satan and a little old man. Satan looked at him and said: " Why are you still here? Don't you realize I could kill you with a mere glance? I could damn you to hell fire and brimstone. Why are you not afraid of me?" The old man replied: " Of course I am not afraid. I have been married to your sister for 48 years."
