First and last place PIF *WINNERS SELECTED &ANNOUNCED*

Discussion in 'Freebies' started by Hodge, Mar 5, 2015.

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  1. Hodge

    Hodge Well-Known Member

    I've got two soap/vintage Gillette razor lots up for grabs. Everyone is welcome to enter. The rules are simple: post an "Im in" along with your favorite Comedian's quote. Draw date will be March 15th. I"ll use the generator to pick a first place and a last place winner and use a coin toss to see who gets what.

    RANDOM.ORG GENERATOR PICKED #13 first and #49 last. A coin toss was used to select who got what, with #13 getting the P160/OC. Congrats to @txskimo and @Hudson. I will contact you two for shipping details.




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    1 GSlim66
    2 Drygulch
    3 david of central florida
    4 FatherofSquirrel
    5 Jostalli
    6 idvsego
    7 defectivechimp
    8 trey06dmd
    9 ceferguson
    10 blanka
    11 Metro
    12 Joelio
    13 txskimo
    14 Micah Jenkins
    15 WhiskerWacker
    16 Chuck F
    17 Thomas W
    18 Sean Coughlin
    19 Jayaruh
    20 NCoxSTL
    21 eldurerino914
    22 PatrickA51
    23 Sal
    24 Misphit
    25 gwsmallwood
    26 Mr. shaverman
    27 IDuck
    28 mrchick
    29 joamo
    30 Spyder
    31 Hardlyanic
    32 Omelmad
    33 MarshalArtist
    34 ARGH
    35 theFAT98
    36 drjenkins
    37 Bodezephyr
    38 americanshamrock
    39 Dan Reynolds
    40 Figaro qua
    41 bbaker
    42 ThomTT
    43 John Beeman
    44 allicedout
    45 Radiotube
    46 Shotwell
    47 fakemoez
    48 R.D.Nelson
    49 Hudson
    50 Mojorisin35
    51 fimpster
    52 ObiDon
    53 sir mike
    54 Ryan B
    55 Porter
    56 figarodagigolo
    57 markjnewcomb
    58 Phaedris
     
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  2. GSlim66

    GSlim66 Well-Known Member

    I'm in. Jerry Seinfeld "And you want to be my latex salesman? I don't think so"
     
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  3. Drygulch

    Drygulch Snowballs

    I'm in.
    "I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order."
    -Sam Kinison
     
  4. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    I'm in
    "what's a chair think about all day?"
    Robin Williams
     
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  5. FatherofSquirrel

    FatherofSquirrel A right jolly old elf

    I'm in.
    Obama "If you like your health care you can keep it."
     
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  6. Jostalli

    Jostalli Well-Known Member

    I am in: not sure that I have a favorite comedian quote but this should do: "We baked you a birthday cake! If you get a tummy-ache, and you moan and groan and woe, don't forget we told you so!" - Moe, Larry, and Curly
     
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  7. idvsego

    idvsego Well-Known Member

    I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

    Demetri Martin

    I am in
     
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  8. defectivechimp

    defectivechimp Well-Known Member

    Im in
    Mitch Hedberg
    " I did not know that -- ducks eat for free at Subway. Had I known that, I would've ordered a much larger sandwich. 'Lemme have the steak fajita sandwich, but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want SunChips!'
     
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  9. SRNewb

    SRNewb Well-Known Member

    Not in, but great PIF!
     
  10. trey06dmd

    trey06dmd Arko eater

    I'm in. "Brian, what's the plural for MOOSE?
    "MOOSEN!! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much moosen. Out in the woods—in the woodes—in the woodsen. The meese wantin' the food. Food is to eatenesen!THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD IN THE WOODENESEN! THE FOOD IN THE WOODYENESEN!" "BRIAN! Brian,.. You're an imbecile." "Imbecilen!"
    "What are you speaking? German, Brian?"
    "German. Jermain! Jermaine Jackson! Jackson Five. Tito!" "Brian, what the heck are you talking about!?" "I don't know. I don't know, really.." - Brian Regan
     
  11. Ceferguson

    Ceferguson Well-Known Member

    I'm in

    Ron white " you can't fix stupid"
     
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  12. blanka

    blanka I will not eat my shaving products. Promise.

    I'm in.

    “How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.” (Emo Philips)
     
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  13. Metro

    Metro Well-Known Member

    I'm in!
    Homer: "They have Internet on computers now!""
     
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  14. Joelio

    Joelio Well-Known Member

    I'm in

    -How many outs Brian?
    -GRAPE! Or cherry! They're both favorites!

    Brian Regan
     
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  15. txskimo

    txskimo Well-Known Member

    I'm in

    George Carlin " The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”"
     
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  16. Micah Jenkins

    Micah Jenkins Active Member

    I'm in
    I can't quote the whole joke, it's quite inappropriate, but Robin Williams on golf is the funniest joke ever.
     
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  17. WhiskerWhacker

    WhiskerWhacker Well-Known Member

    I'm in.
    Louis C.K

    "It’s like when you’re talking to a girl at a bar because you’re attracted to her, the first thing you say is always gonna be dog <poop>. The most honest thing you could say to her is ‘I wanna <google it>.’ That’s the most honest thing you could say."
     
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  18. Chuck F

    Chuck F Cheesy! Big Curd style

    I'm in. Louis C.K.: "I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself."
     
  19. Thomas W

    Thomas W New Member

    I'm in
    " AAAALLLLLLRRRRIIIIGGGGGTTTTTTYYYYY THEN" Jim Carey Pet Detective
     
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  20. Sean Coughlin

    Sean Coughlin Well-Known Member

    I'm in w/ another Brian Regan quote as I feel most of my favorite George Carlin quotes are probably not TSD-appropriate...

    "Have you ever guessed someone's gender wrong? There's no recovering from that. You just gotta move on, 'cause you ain't wigglin' out of anything. "Hey, uh, excuse me, Sir?" "MA'AM" "Okay. K bye! Bye, human. Bye, person. Nice to meet you, individual!"
     
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