Four married guys go fishing. First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I'd paint every room in the house!" Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I'd build her a new deck." Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'd remodel the kitchen!" They continue to fish and realize that the fourth guy hasn't said a word. So they asked him. "What did you have to do to be able to come fishing?" Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. I woke up, shut it off, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex?" She said, "Wear a sweater."
