Fun with the English Language

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by swarden43, Jun 3, 2024.

  1. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    The most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes.
     
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  2. stingraysrock

    stingraysrock PIF'd away his custom title

    Good one!
     
  3. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Correct punctuation saves lives.

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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    And the classic: let's eat (,) Grandma!
     
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  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Also; Let’s help my Uncle Jack, off his horse. Punctuation AND capitalization matter.
     
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    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  8. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

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  9. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

  10. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Remember that song by Boy George, COMMA COMMA COMMA COMMA COMMA CHAME-LION. Course that's what I thought the thing was called....how was I supposed to know person was from England? Or maybe from the Northeast U.S., with that accent?
     
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    COMMA-COMMA-COMMA-CHAMELEON-n.jpg
     
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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

     
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :scared011:
     
  14. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Here's a question...we seem to be "changing" the pronunciation of the word "often" from "offen to "offTEN". ". I don't know why, frankly, but I'm going to keep with what I was taught as a little boy-"offen". How about changing "process" to "prOHcess" and "progress to "prOHgress" if we're into this changing mode?
     
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  15. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Here's your Langwidge Lesson-I'm not sure about a comma following the word "family". I would say "my family and my friends do also".
     
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  16. BamaT

    BamaT Well-Known Member

    My wife has B.A. and M.A. degrees in English, has been the managing editor for a publishing company, written, I believe, 15 non-fiction books (not self published), and currently has her own editing business, specializing in APA style dissertations from doctoral students. She would emphatically agree with you! One of her pet peeves are advertisements from a large law firm based in Birmingham, Alabama. After each commercial, he says “Call me Alabama,” with the words displayed with a phone number. Commas annd punctuation in general are important!
     
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  17. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    If someone asks you to call him a taxi, I hope you say "You're a taxi".
     
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  18. BamaT

    BamaT Well-Known Member

    That is a joke among those who pay attention to this commercial. Sometimes I fat finger a post or text, but that’s a far cry from perpetually making the same mistake in TV commercials. Perhaps it is a joke within the firm and they now intentionally do it, or they’re too embarrassed to make a noticeable change.
     
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  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I give a similar response to "Make me a cup of coffee."
     
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    *Ahem*
    The correct command is: "sudo make me a cup of coffee"
     

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