Funny Oxymorons

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by beyboo, May 30, 2009.

  1. beyboo

    beyboo New Member

    1. As I said before, I never repeat myself
    2. Clearly misunderstood
    3. Exact estimate
    4. Small crowd
    5. Act naturally
    6. Found missing
    7. Fully empty
     
    beyboo, May 30, 2009
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  2. rainman

    rainman New Member

    Jumbo shrimp.

    Also, if you watched the 70's Fantastic Four cartoon, Magneto appears in an episode. Someone asks him, "Who are you?". He replies, "My name is Magneto, I answer to no one".
     
    rainman, May 30, 2009
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  3. beyboo

    beyboo New Member

    :happy102
     
    beyboo, May 31, 2009
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  4. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    9. Microsoft Works
     
    sol92258, May 31, 2009
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  5. moviemaniac

    moviemaniac Tool Time

    bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
     
    moviemaniac, May 31, 2009
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  6. UnklGus

    UnklGus Member

    :happy102:happy102THAT IS BEST ONE HERE!:happy102:happy102
     
    UnklGus, May 31, 2009
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  7. APC

    APC Member

    Groucho Marx's favorite was military intelligence. My favorite is Young Republican.
     
    APC, May 31, 2009
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