Funny/Silly Product names

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Sara-s, Jan 26, 2015.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Have you ever bought (or seen) a product whose name struck you as funny, silly or just plain stupid? That happened to me recently, when I bought a new mop. It is one of those spin mops and actually works quite well. But the product name "Mopnado" sounds like it should be a monster from a cheesy horror flick. I suspect it has a cousin named "Mopzilla"

    I would love to hear the ones you find funny or silly (but please keep in clean; this is the clean jokes section, after all.)
     
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Anyone remember the Ayds diet product that came out just around the time that AIDS was discovered?

    Otherwise... I suspect that our European and non-English-speaking members will have much to contribute. Nothing beats a good Engrish product.
     
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    FTW: The Goatee Saver. :D
     
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  4. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    You know mopzilla sounds kinda catchy..:think002:
     
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  5. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout The Smart Bunny

    Cheez Whiz®
     
  6. CyanideMetal

    CyanideMetal Wild and crazy guy

    Who's Your Daddy??

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  7. Radiotube

    Radiotube RADInOverdrive

    My grandmother popped Ayds diet chocolates in the '60's... she also drank Sego diet shakes, which us grandchildren got once in a while as a treat. Those Ayds chocolates were around a long time before AIDS.

    Anyone want to buy a used Goatee Saver? I have one... :ashamed001:
     
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  8. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    There's also..
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    And my favourite..:happy088:
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  9. Radiotube

    Radiotube RADInOverdrive

    By the way, this stuff works!
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  10. Radiotube

    Radiotube RADInOverdrive

    I snapped this photo in Australia in 2006:
    [​IMG] It's an energy drink...
     
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  11. CyanideMetal

    CyanideMetal Wild and crazy guy

    It's an energy drink because of all the energy you burn trying to remember where you live. LOL.
     
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Hmmm... I wonder if the Pee Cola comes in diet?
     
  13. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    They probably should have something to fill the void...
     
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  14. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    to make sure everything comes out alright?
     
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  15. Peter Cupitt

    Peter Cupitt robe-wearing whale shaver

    [​IMG] Seriously, you need to munch on some to know just HOW GOOD they are !!! Trust me I know. OH the tenderness mmmm
     
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  16. Peter Cupitt

    Peter Cupitt robe-wearing whale shaver

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  17. Omelmad

    Omelmad My printer email address is..........

    Haha!
     
  18. markjnewcomb

    markjnewcomb Well-Known Member

    U.T.I.

    So, why did she need to go to the Doctor? :)



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