Gentleman do not scoff...

Discussion in 'Safety Razors' started by Joe Nobles, Jun 28, 2018.

  1. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    You shouldn't use large words when more diminutive ones would most asssurely be sufficient. Parallel expression apparently isn't in the cards either, though linguistic dictate is easily found.

    Translation:

    Spell Check is your friend.
     
  2. Primotenore

    Primotenore missed opera tunity

    Article Team
    But they make me sound so smart.:happy093:
     
  3. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    Mostly I use redneckanese.....
     
  4. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    Nope...nope...nope...and finally........nope!!!
     
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  5. Rusty blade

    Rusty blade The Good Humor Man

    Some words, especially the big ones, I find difficult to apprehend. A man in command of the English language is certainly a man of great statue.
     
  6. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Your grate!
     
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  7. Joe Nobles

    Joe Nobles Well-Known Member

    Sylvester_Cat_Cartoon-psd12937.png Sufferin' succatash when will it ever end!!?
     
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  8. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    :signs011: I prefer hill country Finger lakes, gently mixed with equal parts of western New Yorker, but I've been known to talk everyone that has an ear.
     
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  9. Joe Nobles

    Joe Nobles Well-Known Member

    Working in North West Central Florida in a hardware store we get quite a number of customers that speak Deep Southern that make you wish for real life subtitles!
     
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  10. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    I use to work in large scale construction and they had quite a few of their workers from WV. My local co-worker use to say he was fluent in gibberish, but he couldn't understand a lick of West Virginian. :happy102:
     
  11. Joe Nobles

    Joe Nobles Well-Known Member

    It's a good thing those guys don't read shave forums :happy093:
     
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  12. Joe Nobles

    Joe Nobles Well-Known Member

    First you start out looking to escape the evil grasp of the muti-blade face rakes because of the lacklustre shaves at blockbuster prices. Then you join a forum or two, 'cause you need some help picking out something not too fancy. The next thing you know your sufferin' from RAD, GAS and and a whole host of unanticipated disfunctions. Then you learn all about Wabbit holes.

    Who knows where it will end, but you know at least you get to hang out with a whole bunch of very like minded escapees from the "real" world, that shave real good and have fun doing it!

    Now where's that nice nurse with my "medicine"?
     
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  13. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    :shocked029: ..... don't worry your among friends. :eatdrink047:
     
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  14. Keithmax

    Keithmax Breeds Pet Rocks

    Soon the dark side will start to persuade you how straight razor shaving is cool and how you can customize your whole shaving experience.... :signs136:
     
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  15. jtspartan

    jtspartan appropriately stimulated, via Netflix

    Off topic, but Canadian Whisky (no E) has a specific meaning. It is a Rye or blend and means something in Canada.
    PS- I love my Techs. I’d put the prewar head marginally above, but do love my ‘51 Ball End.
     
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  16. Joe Nobles

    Joe Nobles Well-Known Member

    Real rye? 'Cause according to Canada's apelations laws Canadian "Rye" requires no rye, it just needs to have a "rye-like" flavor.
    Just askin'.
     
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  17. mrchick

    mrchick Odd, Terrible Avatar

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  18. jtspartan

    jtspartan appropriately stimulated, via Netflix

    Can be a blend. Just pointing out that it has no E.
     
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  19. Joe Nobles

    Joe Nobles Well-Known Member

    Gotcha!
     
  20. Joe Nobles

    Joe Nobles Well-Known Member

    It'll never 'appen mate, 'cause I'ma 'fraid a sharp instruments! scared Sylvester.jpg
     
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