Goatee

Discussion in 'General Shaving Talk' started by Issy, Jan 10, 2009.

  1. Issy

    Issy TheMadSoaper

  2. otherstar

    otherstar Rodney Dangerfield of TSD

    I just don't know what to say about that. That's just so....wow....:eek:
     
  3. sparky5693

    sparky5693 Administrator Staff Member

    Administrator
    It's a cookie cutter goatee.
     
  4. lamontqsanford

    lamontqsanford New Member

    My wife would truly kick me out if I bought one of those.
     
  5. mastermute

    mastermute FatBoy

    That is just weird!
     
  6. Gillette_Man

    Gillette_Man New Member

    That has got to be the lamest thing I have ever seen! I have sported a goatee on numerous occasions, and I have always managed to keep the lines clean without using a "Darth Vader Jr." mask.

    And to quote the company, "Your goatee is much more than just facial hair, your goatee style helps fashion your identity". Um, yeah. And everybody using the same "goatee mold" really enhances one's individuality, huh? :rolleyes:
     
  7. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    umm that is just WRONG... if you can not keep the old goat straight shave it... and if you shave it use a SE,:D



    Fuzzy
     
  8. siv

    siv New Member

    I think mine would too but only after she stopped laughing.
     
  9. Sejanus

    Sejanus New Member

    Astounding.. great start for a Halloween costume.. only 19 bucks!
     
  10. ThePossum

    ThePossum Member

    Geesh. That is a really lame way to make money. Like Rick I have had a goatee at one point in my life and I never needed anything like that. If a guy can't manage to shape and trim his goatee without something like that then he shouldn't ever have a razor of any kind in his hand.

    Come on guys give us a break.
     
  11. Bronco

    Bronco Mac Daddy

    File that one under strange but true. :D
     
  12. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    I bet he shaves with a cartridge razor too:scared003

    Fuzzy
     
  13. Gillette_Man

    Gillette_Man New Member

    Did somebody say SE? :D

    And all this time, you probably thought I was a "DE only" kind of guy. ;)
     
  14. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    I see a few there that I want.... :D.. veddy veddy nice collection.. that is classy

    Fuzzy
     
  15. DarkAudit

    DarkAudit Active Member

    "declares your individuality"

    Just like the millions of other goatee wearers.

    Before I saw the video I was gonna declare the thing a stencil. It's even more stupid than that.
     
  16. burningdarkness

    burningdarkness Woot Off

    That thing looks pretty ridiculous.

    I've worn a goatee for the last 6 years or so and wouldn't ever use that thing on myself.

    I can, however, see its usefulness to help reduce grooming time and assist people that are less coordinated or lazy/don't want to take the time to shape their goatees. I've seen people sporting some pretty crooked goatees in the past. Either figure out how to straighten it up, or cut it off.

    EDIT: If my girlfriend ever saw me using that, she'd laugh so hard that she'd wet herself and then make fun of me about using a muzzle until the end of time.
     
  17. NoobShaver

    NoobShaver BGDAAA

    +10000 but substitute "wife" for girlfriend and add "and I'd have to hide it from my friends and family too because they'd never let me forget I bought that silly p.o.s."
     
  18. Shep

    Shep The Shep Abides

    Hmmm....nobody commented about the icing on the cake in this particular advertisement.

    He dry shaved around it!

    Boob.
     
  19. Scorpio

    Scorpio Big Hitter


    hehe....he said boob!!!!


    seriously that is the lamest item I have seen so far. If you are not man enough to keep your goatee straight don't wear one, simple.

    ok back to my cave

    Raf
     
  20. dannyr

    dannyr Member

    hey! Don't laugh. I have one!.
    :whacky098
    Dannyr
     

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