A guy goes into a bar one day and sees his friend sat down crouched over his drink, he walks over to him and says" Hi john how are you"," not very well" he replies, "my grandfather died on the golf course yesterday," i'm really sorry for your loss that must have been a horrible experience for you, "it was" replies john," we had to drag his body, play a hole, drag his body again........"
A Touching Golf Story Jim stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing. Finally his exasperated partner asked, 'What the hell is taking so long?' 'My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,' Jim explained. 'I want to make a perfect shot.' His companion said, 'You don't have a chance in hell of hitting her from here.'