Golfing joke

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by emmijack, Feb 29, 2012.

  1. emmijack

    emmijack Well-Known Member

    A guy goes into a bar one day and sees his friend sat down crouched over his drink, he walks over to him and says" Hi john how are you"," not very well" he replies, "my grandfather died on the golf course yesterday," i'm really sorry for your loss that must have been a horrible experience for you, "it was" replies john," we had to drag his body, play a hole, drag his body again........"
     
  2. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

  3. fishcrow

    fishcrow Birdman of TSD

  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    That sounds like my husband's relatives.
     
  5. dougr

    dougr Well-Known Member

    Lol
     
  6. PanChango

    PanChango Not Cute

    A Touching Golf Story

    Jim stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity.

    He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing.

    Finally his exasperated partner asked, 'What the hell is taking so long?'

    'My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,' Jim explained. 'I want to make a perfect shot.'

    His companion said, 'You don't have a chance in hell of hitting her from here.'
     
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  7. DLP

    DLP Well-Known Member

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