H.A.V.O.C vs AVCL?

Discussion in 'General Shaving Talk' started by sysiphus, Jul 30, 2007.

  1. sysiphus

    sysiphus Member

    Can someone please point me to the posts regarding the birth of these two factions? I see the "daily bump", and the poll (that started it all?), but no "Genesis". Are these "secret cabals" wherein it would be best to keep my yap shut lest I meet with an "unfortunate incident"? It seems somewhat necessary to pick a side, and I do know where I belong:
    If I get a great, irritation-free, non-bleeding shave? AV it is!
    If I get a bad, irritated, nicked-to-hell-and-gone mess of a shave? The AV is a reminder to pay more attention next time!

    Semper Velva!
    Velva Fidelis!
     
  2. Will

    Will Nevermind

    If you are pro AV, you are HAVOC. Sounds to me that you are HAVOC :D.
     
  3. qhsdoitall

    qhsdoitall Wilbur

    Although H.A.V.O.C. and AVCL are more open now, their roots can both be traced through the shadows of history to the Illuminati. The AVCL are a modern rebel group of Freedom Fighters who split off to spread the message to the world that all is not lost and you can be freed from the chains of AV slavery. H.A.V.O.C. members have continued their quest of behind the scenes aftershave world domination. Alas, these poor souls have never seen the light and dwell in the past glories of secret AV societydom.
     
  4. sysiphus

    sysiphus Member

    HAVOC it is, then!

    The AVCL seems like one o' them upstart organizations that embrace change just for the sake of changing. Wanna measure their guns in 'mm' instead of 'caliber', their engines in 'liters' versus 'cubic inches', soft-tipped darts, plastic Tonka trucks, and the "new" Darren on Bewitched.
     
  5. TraderJoe

    TraderJoe Pink Floid

    :happy001 - yeah, that pretty much sums up the lot of 'em clowns
     
  6. IsaacRN

    IsaacRN Active Member

    ROFL.....the line has been drawn in the sand......If your not with me...then your my Enemy.
     
  7. qhsdoitall

    qhsdoitall Wilbur

    Smile when you say that hombre. That dog don't hunt in this here parts. :D
     
  8. qhsdoitall

    qhsdoitall Wilbur

    H.A.V.O.C. Official Drink

    You call this a drink? Serve with a little colored paper umbrella. :D

    Aqua Velva Cocktail
    1 oz vodka
    1 oz gin
    1 oz blue curaçao
    - Sprite or 7-Up
     
  9. Will

    Will Nevermind

    And what is the AVCL drink of choice? Shirly Temple's?
     
  10. TraderJoe

    TraderJoe Pink Floid

    That or fuzzy navels
     
  11. Will

    Will Nevermind

    Any thing Virgin.
     
  12. sysiphus

    sysiphus Member

    So you like the "old" Darren? There may be hope, then!:rofl
     
  13. Will

    Will Nevermind

    Don't let rich fool you, he had a double shot of AV today. He even used the Balm, even I don't use the balm. :rofl
     
  14. Smedley

    Smedley New Member

    Hey guys, did someone post a new thread?
     
  15. bearbeard

    bearbeard Right Guard

  16. TraderJoe

    TraderJoe Pink Floid

  17. bearbeard

    bearbeard Right Guard

    No way. Not after I made it into green AV.:rofl::::::
     
  18. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

    Moderator Supporting Vendor
    :eek: :rofl:rofl
     
  19. msandoval858

    msandoval858 Active Member

    Follow us! We will show you the way... just say no to Velva!

    Proclaim with pride: Viva la AVCL!!! :angry019
     
  20. bearbeard

    bearbeard Right Guard

    VIVA LA AVCL!!!!!!

    ::sesel:signs043
     

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