H.A.V.O.C vs AVCL?

Discussion in 'General Shaving Talk' started by sysiphus, Jul 30, 2007.

  1. Bronco

    Bronco Mac Daddy

    I was attacked today by a neighbor lady with this gun loaded with Velva!
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    It's outta hand!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. qhsdoitall

    qhsdoitall Wilbur

    Just another random act of violence perpetrated by an AV user. :D

    The gun control lobbyists will be screaming over this. They'll want to ban all plastic guns and AV ammunition. :rofl
     
  3. Will

    Will Nevermind

    Fat chance, not while Mr. Heston is still alive.
     
  4. qhsdoitall

    qhsdoitall Wilbur

    Uh? Isn't Sandra Froman the current NRA President? :D
     
  5. Will

    Will Nevermind

    IT DOSEN"T MATTER WHO IS.

    Watch your back, Velva coated slugs for all HAVOC members.
     
  6. Scorpio

    Scorpio Big Hitter

    So the use Velva does kill innocent people:eek::D

    Raf
     
  7. Will

    Will Nevermind

    Yes, it makes me a Lady Killer but you wouldn't know anything about that.
     
  8. sysiphus

    sysiphus Member

    Well, I don't have a horse or a helicopter, but for the defense of H.A.V.O.C. (and all things Amurrkin), When do we load up for the fight to come?
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  9. qhsdoitall

    qhsdoitall Wilbur

    Horse? What horse? I don't see no horse. [Note to Myself: Get the attack horse on standby. We may need her to quell the AV rabble]

    OK, where was I, oh yes, you don't need to load up. AV is a potent enough WMD in of itself. :D
     
  10. Zeni

    Zeni New Member

    AVCL Terrorist here.
     
  11. qhsdoitall

    qhsdoitall Wilbur

    Iron Horse

    How about a nice Iron Horse instead? We can show you one of those.

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  12. Will

    Will Nevermind

    Ghost Rider = WORST MOVIE EVER!
     
  13. sysiphus

    sysiphus Member

    Yes. Is there a theme developing tying the love of all things putrid (like Ghost Rider) with a hatred of AV? :rofl
     
  14. qhsdoitall

    qhsdoitall Wilbur

    Not going to argue that one. One good scene in the whole movie was the the two ghost riders, one on horse and one on an iron horse, together.
     
  15. Scorpio

    Scorpio Big Hitter

    I have been at that game much longer than you have, rookie. You can spend the next 20 years trying but you will never get close so don't go down that road.

    Raf
     
  16. Baloosh

    Baloosh Duder

    So then just think how many MORE chicks you could have pulled if only you'd thrown some AV on your mug! You'd have to beat them off with sticks!

    (Note: This post does not condone violence) ;)
     
  17. Will

    Will Nevermind

    No need to get into the "I have scored with more chicks than you" fight. Just think how much higher that number would be if you had used Aqua Velva.
     
  18. Smedley

    Smedley New Member

    Worse than The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? Did the movie film leap out of the reels and try to strangle the audience at some point?

    Oh, and back on topic, yay for AV! :rofl
     
  19. Scorpio

    Scorpio Big Hitter

    your are right... no contest...We win hands down. Instead of "killing ladies" I rather make love to them. But that is another thread...

    Raf
     
  20. Scorpio

    Scorpio Big Hitter

    I would not have minded Nina leaping out :D

    Raf
     

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