Halloween humor

Let’s see if you can get this one without peeking;

How do you make a witch itch?

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Take away the “w”.

 

What do you get when you take the inside out of a hot dog?

 

we lose the W-AND I GOT IT RIGHT!!!!!

 

Here's a funny one-Paul McCartney(name is made up to protect the innocent)and his wife decide to stroll around the neighborhood, catching the action. . Two teens pass by, the girl screaming "IT's PAUL McCartney!" and her male friend says "Naaaaah, that's just some clown with a Paul McCartney mask".

 

Lunch?

 

A hollow weenie.