An elderly ham and his XYL were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old ham back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her posterior was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . .please advise" The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap!" --------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you greet a ham radio operator? A. With a short wave. ------------------------------------------------------------------- REWARD OFFERED A reward of 500 microfarads is offered for information leading to the arrest of this desperate criminal - Hop-A-Long Capacity This unrectified criminal escaped from a western primary cell where he had been clamped in ions awaiting the gauss chamber. He was charged with the induction of an 18 turn coil named Millihenry who was found choked and robbed of valuable joules He is armed with a carbon rod and is a potential killer. If encountered, he may offer series of resistance. Capacity is also charged with driving dc motor over a Wheatstone bridge and refusing to let the band-pass The electromotive force spent the night searching for him in a magnetic field, where he had gone to earth. They had no success and believed he had returned ohm via a short circuit He was last seen riding a kilocycle with his friend eddy current who was playing a harmonic
thanks! I was given the ok to use the origional smiley from an eyepatch dealer, her son had created it. I added my stashe and found a digital pic of apipe like mine and reduced it.
