Have you all heard about the new apple lie detecting iRobot?

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by TomAllyn, Jun 24, 2018.

  1. TomAllyn

    TomAllyn Active Member

    Whenever it detects someone lying it goes over to them and slaps the heck out of them.

    To test it the inventor sneaked it home and the first person he saw was his son so he tried on him. First the dad explained the iRobots funcion.

    Dad: "Son what did you do all day today!"
    Son: "I stayed in my room and got caught up on my home work." The robot slaps the heck of of the boy.
    Son: "Okay okay! I went to my friends house.
    Dad: "What did you do at your friends house?"
    Son: "We watched movies all day."
    Dad: "What kind of movies?"
    Son: "Super Hero movies, you know like super man..." The robot slaps the boy again.
    Son: "Okay okay! We watched porn movies."
    Dad: Porn! "When I was your age I didn't even know what porn is!" The robot walks over and slaps the day lights out of the dad!

    That isn't the end though. The mother had been listening the entire time from the next room. She pipss up and says. "Well we all know who's son he is!" The robot runs into the next room and slaps the heck out of the mother.
     
    Last edited: Jun 24, 2018
  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  3. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I hate Clubman...("Oh no, robot, don't slap me, don't do it....OWWWWWWWWWWW!)
     

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