having words

My wife and I had words last night.



I didn't get to use mine.

 

And you never will. May as well accept it.

 

When I worked somewhere that I saw a large number of newlyweds, I gave the following advice to every just-married couple:

To her: Remember, your husband gets the last word in every argument.

To him: Remember, the last word is "yes, dear."

 

I thought "Yes, dear" was 2 words.

 

Yes, dear.

 

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This thread kinda reminds me of the last fight me and Mrs. had.... (note that I'm not actually married, just telling the joke) ... when it was all said and done, I left her on her knees begging me......

..... "Get out from under that bed you filthy coward!"

 

Um, someone missed that memo. Might wanna let her know...

 

Um...... she's "just a friend." Yeah, that's it. "Just a friend."

 

We'll tell her you said so.