Health Warning

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by fishcrow, Aug 18, 2014.

  1. fishcrow

    fishcrow Birdman of TSD

    Health Warning! Do NOT shampoo in the shower

    DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!!

    It’s so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!

    IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!! Shampoo Warning!

    I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label this warning; “FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME.”

    No wonder I have been gaining weight!

    Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap. It’s label reads, “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”

    Problem solved! If I don’t answer the phone, I’ll be in the shower!
     
  2. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Thanks for the tip..:happy102: And..that's what I call a really clean joke...
     
  3. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    OMG...
    ROFLMFAO

    I read your post on all seriousness and was giving out deep consideration. Then...I can't stop laughing. How could this be so simple and we all missed it?
     
  4. LookingGlass

    LookingGlass Well-Known Member

  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Is that another "aftermath" pun. :p
     
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  6. markjnewcomb

    markjnewcomb Well-Known Member

    Shouldn't we all tell our SWMBO's to avoid using vanishing cream? Maybe we should buy them some. I guess it boils down to personal preference. ;)
     
  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Some might want to use double. :rofl:
     
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  8. BardicDruid

    BardicDruid Active Member

    Aww Crap, I've been using the Extra Body stuff, no wonder my pants are too tight.
     
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  9. Shriike

    Shriike New Member

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