I was talking to a friend today, and he was telling me about his new hearing aid. "It's the best thing ever!" he said. "I haven't heard this clearly in years. I can hear a pin drop in the next room. I can hear if the faucet is dripping all the way upstairs. I am really loving it." "What kind is it?" I asked. "Oh, about half passed 2", he replied.
As a hearing impaired guy who wears hearing aids, I will always find deaf jokes funny. My wife... Not so much.
