How’s your day? May 2019

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by Sara-s, May 11, 2019.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Unless I missed something, I haven’t seen this thread for May. So It’s a bit late, but I’m starting it now. I am in a lovely hotel in Intercourse, PA. (Go ahead; make the jokes.)

    My husband & I went to the QuiltFest in Lancaster. It’s like going to a big art exhibit. They are spectacular to see and widely varied in size, color schemes, themes, etc. They vary from serious to whimsical. Here is my personal favorite;
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    There were also loads of vendors there. Since A) my birthday is just a bit over a week away and B)my husband is a sweetie, he bought me a new machine that does just about everything but tie my shoes for me. Here’s a link for the curious;
    https://www.brother-usa.com/products/NQ575PRW
     
  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    You need that quilt for yourself.


    Looks like I'm late for this too. :(
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  3. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    You should drive around and see the sights. Intercourse is only 8 miles from Blue Ball, PA.
     
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  4. Shaver X

    Shaver X Well-Known Member

    Why on earth would anyone name a town Intercourse? Do they have a screw loose?
     
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  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Perhaps this will explain it;
     
  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Well that makes sense... social intercourse (such as one would have at a tavern), not sexual intercourse.
     
  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Yes, that is exactly right.
     
  8. Terry

    Terry Tool Admirer

    Most can't understand that words back only a generation or two ago did not have the sexual connotation of todays generational use of the english language.
    Most also don't know the meaning of most words, other than their slang uses.
    Sad
    tp
     
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  9. Shaver X

    Shaver X Well-Known Member

    ;)
     
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  10. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Perhaps you should visit other taverns.
     
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  11. brit

    brit in a box

    one in a tavern sometimes leads to the other..:)
     
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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Some good new here...sort of. An archer I know had been in treatment for cancer. When last I heard from him, in the fall, he was in pretty bad shape. As I had neither seen nor heard from him in months, I feared he has passed on. Recently, I was chatting with some other archers who had seen him recently. Imagine my joy and relief!

    I reached out to him by e-mail and he responded today. He has had a long, slow recovery but is doing a bit better.
     
    Last edited: May 19, 2019
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  14. brit

    brit in a box

    funny where he has his hand...:D
     
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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Clearly, there is some explaining that needs to be done.:eek:
     
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  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    It’s official. I am now an old bat.
     
  17. brit

    brit in a box

    happy birthday..:)
     
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  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Thanks!:bounce017::bounce017:
     
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  19. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    That's my cousin Dr. Reams, he's a proctologist.
     
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  20. brit

    brit in a box

    :happy102:
     

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