So...... My wife has been listening to me blathering on about how much I am liking the Arko sticks, and decided to use it to shave her legs in the shower. She undertook this endeavor without asking me any questions. I usually bowl lather for her and hand it in when she wants to shave. She came out razor burned half to death and ready to strangle me. It turns out she just rubbed the stick on her legs, but never used a brush to actually make a lather Despite deserving an academy award for keeping a straight face while she was telling me, this has been officially deemed "my fault".... I need my own bathroom with a combination lock on the door.....
Well, of course it was your fault. It was your Arko stick. She should not have to ask you any questions. You should have warned her.
sounds oddly familiar....maybe not the same dramatic events, but it beeing somehow my fault for something
Oh well at least she wasn't shaving her underarms. And like @Omaney I never use Arko on my legs either, I always use a cream like C.O. Biglow or MEM..
And when Mr. Argus says "it's" he means everything from the dawn of creation to things that will happen on the future and also things like dreams. I had no idea before I got married I was responsible for my wife's bad dreams. They expect a serious apology also. Laughing really doesn't help. We all sometimes need to pray the men's prayer. "Lord, I am a man. But I can change, if I have to, I guess..."
