Husband Down

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by UnklGus, Aug 25, 2010.

  1. UnklGus

    UnklGus Member

    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans’ he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them’ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
    A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. ‘What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
    Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
  2. stingraysrock

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  3. southernscribbler

    southernscribbler Well-Known Member

    and then the fight started LOL
  4. rockrabbit

    rockrabbit Member

  5. Smoothy

    Smoothy Well-Known Member

    And the husband woke up in the hospital, wondering whether someone got the number of that truck which hit him...
  6. Rene

    Rene Well-Known Member

  7. Kojak

    Kojak New Member

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