I guess the Honeymoon is over.

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by seamus402, Feb 4, 2008.

  1. seamus402

    seamus402 You don't mess with Big Slim

    After 30 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when
    the missus felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in
    quite sometime.

    It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began
    moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders
    and neck,slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just
    over her lower stomach.

    He placed his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past
    the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over
    her buttocks and down her leg to her calf.

    Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost
    portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side,
    then suddenly stopped, rolled over to his side, and became silent. A s
    she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving
    voice, "Honey, that was wonderful.... Why did you stop?"

    Oh,I found the remote," he mumbled.
     
  2. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    :)

    Dang writers strike.
     
  3. moviemaniac

    moviemaniac Tool Time

    You mean to say you're familiar with the situation?


    Only kiddin ;)


    :rofl :rofl :rofl
     
  4. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    No, re-runs.

    That situation would never happen to me. I'm hot, remember? :p

    :D
     
  5. moviemaniac

    moviemaniac Tool Time

    Oh, yeah, now I remember :D

    How could I have forgotten that, your Highness :1respect
     
  6. IsaacRN

    IsaacRN Active Member

    +1
     
  7. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    To all of it, Isaac? :rofl
     
  8. IsaacRN

    IsaacRN Active Member

    i +1'd to what I quoted in my post :p

    Well the last part anyway
     
  9. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    You're hot?? :rofl
     
  10. IsaacRN

    IsaacRN Active Member

    your not to familiar with how a +1 goes are you
     
  11. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    Sure I am. :p
     
  12. IsaacRN

    IsaacRN Active Member

    Uh Huh
     
  13. rick

    rick I'll make ya SCream!


    You dont have air conditioning in Vir-ginnie-a ??
     
  14. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    Nope. :)
     

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