I HATE autocorrect

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by ZeroMinusOne, Feb 12, 2018.

  1. ZeroMinusOne

    ZeroMinusOne New Member

    Texted my uncle yesterday. Told him I was getting a 3 inch red latigo. The autocorrect on my phone didn't recognize latigo as a word so the text he got sad I was getting a 3 inch red Latino.
     
  2. markjnewcomb

    markjnewcomb Well-Known Member

    I was texting my daughter the other day. What I was trying to write was "We have some hummus and chips to snack on." The autocorrect made it "We have some humans and chips to snack on"
     
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  3. Dansco

    Dansco Well-Known Member

    My wife texted me not that long ago asking me to pick up some stuff on the way home.

    She said "I'm just in bed with Jason".

    Jacob is my son. I'm not sure who Jason was.
     
  4. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    You HOPE that was autocorrect...

    Herm
     
  5. jeraldgordon

    jeraldgordon TSD's Mascot

    A three inch red Latino? Must be this diversity I keep hearing about! Now, that would be just the right size Latino if you wanted to snack on humans and chips... I wonder if the little guy’s name was Jason? ;)
     
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  6. MR41

    MR41 Well-Known Member

    It’s( auto correct) supposed to be faster because you don’t have to be as accurate in your letter-word choice, but most of the time it annoys me. I wanna ask it- why do you think you know better what I wanna say?
     
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  7. ZeroMinusOne

    ZeroMinusOne New Member

    Yeah, and it's supposed to be a SMARTphone.
     
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  8. MR41

    MR41 Well-Known Member

    :rofl:
     
  9. preidy

    preidy Just call me Dino

    me two....
     
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  10. MR41

    MR41 Well-Known Member

    Me AGAIN!
     
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  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    In my later years of teaching, increasing numbers of students did their homework on phones or tablets. Since they had to write exam essays by hand, I got a pretty good idea of who was or was not a good speller. Given this, I could usually spot a spelling error on a homework, that was a result of autocorrect.
     
  12. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Hi Mr. Zero, I must say that your avatar qualifies for my "Goalie-Mask Avatar Olympics" :). Seriously, welcome to TSD.
     
  13. jtspartan

    jtspartan appropriately stimulated, via Netflix

    Sorry...:)
     
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