I Just Stumbled Upon This Quotation

id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...

 

"Always remember, you never, ever, get a second chance, to make a first impression!"

 

Longfellow? Yeats? Shakespeare? Lincoln? You?

 

I thought you might add:

"FINE FOR PARKING" (at entrance to any parking lot...that oughta throw drivers off).

 

Dad always said ............."It takes a life time to build up a good name and five minutues to tear it down."

 

A man, without force, is without the essential dignity of humanity. Human nature is so constituted, that it cannot honor a helpless man, although it can pity him; and even this it cannot do long if the signs of power do not arise.
-Frederick Douglass

 

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?
-Abraham Lincoln

 

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
-Abraham Lincoln

 

Interesting quote coming from Lincoln.

 

I understand that you are trying to help, but will you stop being a wart on the a$$ of progress......

- My father...

 

front of a hat i saw once..

 

From “While You Were Sleeping”....I don’t drink anymore. I don’t drink any less either.

 

The one and only Dorothy Parker I think.

Another of hers was "One more drink and I'll be under the host."

 

Article headline in paper: "Car thefts down 200%." Honest officer, I only had one car when I went to bed and now there are two!

 

it rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again..

 

“So long & thanks for all the fish.”

 

@Sara-s, how about the idea of a future thread based on the Mad Magazine feature Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions? I'd like to get that one going, if there's enough support . Course my problem is I can't do pictures(or don't know how). But I can make up for that by setting mine up in writing.

 

Those sneaky dolphins!

 

Stumbling block or stepping stone, the choice is yours.