I stole this from Henny Youngman

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Carson West, Jun 27, 2019.

  1. Carson West

    Carson West Well-Known Member

    My wife said, "It's our anniversary, I want to go somewhere I haven't been before." I said, "How 'bout the kitchen."
     
    Carson West, Jun 27, 2019
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  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    So his next stop was the couch?
     
    Sara-s, Jul 2, 2019
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  3. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    aaaah, whatever did Hank do to you???
     
    Paul Turner, Jul 2, 2019
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  4. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Can't we all just get a lawn?

    --Rodney King,
    spokesman for Snapper mowers
     
    gorgo2, Jul 2, 2019
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  5. Hembree

    Hembree Not as pretty smelling

    :happy102:
     
    Hembree, Jul 2, 2019
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  6. PanChango

    PanChango Not Cute

    I haven't spoken to the wife in almost 18 months.....

    I didn't want to interrupt her...
     
    PanChango, Jul 2, 2019
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  7. ordinaryshaver

    ordinaryshaver Well-Known Member

    My wife often states " You aren't even listening to me?"
    I always think: "that's an odd way to start a conversation"
     
    ordinaryshaver, Jul 2, 2019
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