I suspect the Veg

Discussion in 'Preshave and Aftershave' started by gorgo2, Oct 1, 2014.

  1. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

  2. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    Haha!
    "Thirty-five-year-old Charles V. Agosto was jailed on charges including probation violation and trying to elude officers. Officers said he told them he regretted using the cologne."

    I bet he's not as regret-filled as those within the olfactory striking distance...
     
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  3. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout The Smart Bunny

    Chosen denial.

    I have seen it before.:D
     
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  4. Dapper-in-a-can-man

    Dapper-in-a-can-man and Dad-on-hand

    It couldn't have been The Veg. Lilacs smell great.
     
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  5. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    In the '30s, the mob always sent lilacs to the funerals of enemies they'd rubbed out. It was considered an insult. Other times, they'd send a three day dead fish in newspaper as a warning. If that warning wasn't heeded, they coated a second stinky fish with the Veg, which indicated your family would soon smell lilacs.

    /just made all that up
     
  6. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    The Veg has been known to cause strange effects ...

    Lilacs smell great ... but not "eau de Qui Qui!"
     
  7. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    No one expects ...


    Everyone should suspect ...

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